After MUCH AGONY, the site has been coded to adapt to the sort of annoyingly tiny screens you get on smartphones. Now you can browse my TERRIBLE STORIES anywhere, even in the bathroom at work! You might notice that the divider for the stories bleeds over the actual box a bit. It's a little annoying, but it won't interfere with your browsing experience, and it will be corrected after I've had some time to nurse my damaged arms.
Site's back up and running! We won't have full mobile functionality until tomorrow, but in the meantime you can still cruise around and read stuff without any horrible accidents.